Sunday Funnies: Dank House Keeping

One of my uncles would 'hire' Brother and me to do some kind of job around his house.  It only happened the couple years, he was between wives, and each time we were hired to paint his garage and the trim around his house.  I realized he was in sore need to looking after when he simply left a little note over the guest toilet saying, "Jiggle the handle.  Dank house keeping."  That being said, I don't know what happened to this week and find I'm without a new Sunday Funnies photo...and so my apologies on my own version of 'dank housekeeping'.






From Summer 2010

This week's bad joke:
What did the watermelon say to the honey dew?
Too bad we cantaloupe!

Sunday Funnies: Das Boot

When a boot is not a good fashion statement!

This week's bad joke:

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve food."

~Charles Daugherty, Chattanooga, Tennessee

This week's bad joke is brought to you by "A Prairie Home Companion:  Pretty Good Jokes" and Powdermilk Biscuits   www.publicradio.org

Sunday Funnies: Jesus! Coming Soon To A Theater Near You

Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
let me hide myself in thee;
let the water and the blood,
from thy wounded side which flowed,
be of sin the double cure;
save from wrath and make me pure.

This week's bad joke:

What is the opposite of ennui? 
"Off"ui...tee hee