Sunday Funnies: Dank House Keeping

One of my uncles would 'hire' Brother and me to do some kind of job around his house.  It only happened the couple years, he was between wives, and each time we were hired to paint his garage and the trim around his house.  I realized he was in sore need to looking after when he simply left a little note over the guest toilet saying, "Jiggle the handle.  Dank house keeping."  That being said, I don't know what happened to this week and find I'm without a new Sunday Funnies photo...and so my apologies on my own version of 'dank housekeeping'.






From Summer 2010

This week's bad joke:
What did the watermelon say to the honey dew?
Too bad we cantaloupe!

Sunday Funnies: Literal Translation

This week's bad joke (probably my new favorite one too):


A priest, a rabbi, and a Muslim walk into to a bar.  The bar tender says, what is this, a joke?

Sunday Funnies: It's Your Fault Mr. Larson!

The Christmas Santa came bringing our first collection of Gary Larson's twisted Far Side cartoons was the best Christmas ever!  Larson retired but a whole generation continues to be influenced by his humor...

Gary Larson's original idea...

Inspired by Larson's original...

This week's bad joke:


The first inhabitants in North America arrived after they got their BEARIN STRAIT! (from Pretty Good Jokes www.prairiehome.publicradio.org)

Sunday Funnies: The World Is the Canvas

Um...does it really need a caption?

This week's bad joke:
What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
Lost.

Sunday Funnies: A Brief Tale of Two Pants

For legal reasons, I do not promote graffiti or the defacing of property; for anecdotal reasons I love it when these kind of little gems present themselves. 

This week's bad joke:

Nostalgia is like a grammar lesson.  You find the presence tense and the past perfect. 

Happy Father's Day 

You daddies you!

Sunday Funnies: Das Boot

When a boot is not a good fashion statement!

This week's bad joke:

A ham sandwich walks into a bar and the bartender said "Sorry, we don't serve food."

~Charles Daugherty, Chattanooga, Tennessee

This week's bad joke is brought to you by "A Prairie Home Companion:  Pretty Good Jokes" and Powdermilk Biscuits   www.publicradio.org

Sunday Funnies: Here's Your Sign

Hmm...

 Wouldn't it be kinda like using dynamite to catch fish?

Begs to question once again where baby oil comes from.

This week's bad joke:

In light of the topic matter of this week's Sunday Funnies, we've decided to go sans joke.

Sunday Funnies: Jesus! Coming Soon To A Theater Near You

Rock of Ages, cleft for me,
let me hide myself in thee;
let the water and the blood,
from thy wounded side which flowed,
be of sin the double cure;
save from wrath and make me pure.

This week's bad joke:

What is the opposite of ennui? 
"Off"ui...tee hee

Return of the Sunday Funnies

We haven't captured anything obviously funny, but I personally find this pretty funny in a scrappy politics kinda way...

Die Hard Politics

This week's bad joke:

When NASA first started sending up astronauts, they quickly discovered that ballpoint pens would not work in zero gravity. To combat the problem, NASA scientists spent a decade and $12 billion to develop a pen that writes in zero gravity, upside down, underwater, on almost any surface including glass and at temperatures ranging from below freezing to 300°C. The Russians used a pencil.

(This joke was brought to you by "Pretty Good Jokes/Prairie Home Companion with Garrison Keillor    www.publicradio.org)

Happy Birthday Jimmie T!  You are loved, you are missed!